Social Media

Created Sunday 01 October 2023

I haven't got a computer, but I was told about Facebook and Twitter and am trying to make friends while applying the same principals.

Every day, I walk down the street and tell passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what i have done the night before and what i will do for the rest of the day. I give them pictures of my wife, my daughter, my dog and me gardening and on holiday, spending time by the pool. I also listen to their conversations, tell them I 'Like' them and give them my opinions on every subject that interests me... wheather it interests them or not.

And it works. I already have four people following me; two police officers, a social worker and a psychiatrist.

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